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10/25/2021

This Article Is a No Bones Article

This week are are dropping all the pretenses and providing nothing but straight up answers to all of those rules questions you have burning in your minds! So we have put together yet another article on the up and up, clean and simple. So read on in this week's no frills edition of Cranial Insertion! Or did they mean they left all of the physical bones from this week's article?

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(10/25/2021)
This Article Is a No Bones Article
By Andrew Villarrubia
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01/28/2019

Allies, Allegedly

Ravnica Allegiance has released and we have all the answers to those pesky new rules questions that have been burning in the back of your mind. As you fight over which guild is cooler and ally with your friends to crush your enemies be sure to crack open this week's edition of Cranial Insertion! Now with more gold cards! *No physical cards were harmed in the printing of this article.*

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(01/28/2019)
Allies, Allegedly
By Charlotte Sable
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04/02/2018

A Quizzical Easter Egg Hunt

Spring is in the air and we have pulled out all of the stops for this years amazing Easter Egg Hunt challenge article! Join us for all the fun, excitement, and prizes* in this year's spring quiz edition of Cranial Insertion! (*Prizes include your enjoyment of the article, and the ability to gloat to friends)

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(04/02/2018)
A Quizzical Easter Egg Hunt
By Charlotte Sable
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11/20/2017

A Thankful Year

The year is winding down and Thanksgiving is near at hand so we here at the Cranial Insertion offices are giving thanks for you our readers! So we are serving up another article of the rules questions and answers you know and love! Join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion.

By Nathan Long (4 Comments)
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(11/20/2017)
A Thankful Year
By Nathan Long
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08/14/2017

Total Eclipse of the Sun

The eclipse is looming to cut a swath through Noth America. So we decided to put on our Glasses of Urza and answer your rules questions! So join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (3 Comments)
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(08/14/2017)
Total Eclipse of the Sun
By Nathan Long
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12/12/2011

Forty Candles

One Year Older, One Year Wiser?

Join us as we break out our candelabras (of Tawnos) and celebrate another year with Carsten on this eve of his birthday! Oh, yeah and lets not forget more rules question fun than any of us can handle, in yet another exciting pre-holiday edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(12/12/2011)
Forty Candles
One Year Older, One Year Wiser?
By Carsten Haese
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12/13/2010

Carsten's Big Birthday Bash

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(12/13/2010)
Carsten's Big Birthday Bash
By Carsten Haese
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(11/08/2010)
When All You Have Is a Hammer
or, Everything Looks Like a Mountain
By Eli Shiffrin
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06/07/2010

 

(06/07/2010)
Emrakul can be Oblivion-Ringed
or, Yes, Really!
By Carsten Haese
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(01/04/2010)
The Return of Pamplemouse
or, A New Writer for a New Year
By Carsten Haese
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07/13/2009

 

(07/13/2009)
Encore, Encore!
or, en-Kor, en-Kor!
By Eli Shiffrin
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(01/05/2009)
BOOMER!
or, Welcome to Nineteen--
I mean Two-Thousand-and-Nine
By Aaron Stevenson
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12/15/2008

For Great Justice

By Aaron Stevenson (0 Comments)
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(12/15/2008)
For Great Justice
By Aaron Stevenson
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09/15/2008

 

(09/15/2008)
You Have a Choice
or, We Are Your Voice
By Moko
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07/07/2008

Fireworks Elemental

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
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(07/07/2008)
Fireworks Elemental
By Tom Fowler
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05/12/2008

 

(05/12/2008)
Flood of Questions
or, It's Raining Qs and As
By Eli Shiffrin
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11/26/2007

 

(11/26/2007)
Flightless Birds
or, Turkey Never Stood a Chance
By Ted Dickinson
Translations: English 
(04/23/2007)
Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shrouds
or, No More Obscure 80's Songs in CI Titles
By Ted Dickinson
Translations: English 
(11/13/2006)
A Fine Vintage
or, An Extended Legacy of Puns
By Moko
Translations: English 
06/05/2006

 

(06/05/2006)
Who's Afraid of Shining Shoal?
By Tom Fowler
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05/15/2006

Bureaucracy Is Best

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
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(05/15/2006)
Bureaucracy Is Best
By Tom Fowler
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12/12/2005

Fire Good!

or, Santa Bad!

By Eli Shiffrin (0 Comments)
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(12/12/2005)
Fire Good!
or, Santa Bad!
By Eli Shiffrin
Translations: English 
09/12/2005

 

(09/12/2005)
Test Your Metal
or, Silly Subtitle No One Reads
By Eli Shiffrin
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05/30/2005

 

(05/30/2005)
Rock Your SOKs
or, Chimps Have Really Big Hands
By Eli Shiffrin
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